I kissed my father secretly. I felt the skin on his face was rough. Why? Maybe it's because dad has a lot of beard on his face.
When I kissed for the second time, I smelled a smell. Ah! It's the smell of dad's cigarette. It stinks! If I kiss him again, I must let him quit smoking first, because the smell makes me feel sick!
In the morning, I slipped to my mother's bed and kissed her secretly. Mother woke up from her sleep and said, "who is kissing me?" As soon as I opened my eyes, I got into the bed and didn't let me kiss. I said I didn't brush my teeth. I didn't want to kiss her, because she didn't wash her face and brush her teeth. It stinks.
But it's so much fun to steal parents!