今天是愚人节，我早就知道了。
Today is April Fool's day, I already know.
早上一起床，我就感到今天肯定会被捉弄。一进洗手间见到我的快用完的旧牙膏被换成新的了，我迫不及待地拿起来一挤，是透明的，我有些奇怪，仔细一闻不象是牙膏的味道，于是我跑回房间拿了做共功的胶水一闻，我的新牙膏与胶水的味道一样，这使我更奇怪了。仔细一看原来这里面全是胶水。
When I get up in the morning, I feel sure I will be fooled today. As soon as I went into the bathroom, I saw that my used toothpaste was replaced with a new one. I couldn't wait to pick it up and squeeze it. It was transparent. I was a little strange. When I heard it carefully, it didn't smell like toothpaste. So I ran back to my room and took the glue that had done joint work. The smell of my new toothpaste was the same as that of glue, which made me even more strange. Look carefully. It's full of glue.
我心里一想：“这应该是爸爸搞得鬼。”于是便起身进了厨房，将爸爸要喝的汤里加了许多的糖，心里暗想：“这下子看你还作弄我吗？这回我的好好教训你了。”我在一边偷笑。
I thought to myself, "this is what my father did." So he got up and went into the kitchen. He added a lot of sugar to the soup he was going to drink. He thought to himself, "are you still playing tricks on me? I'll teach you a good lesson this time. " I sniggered on the side.
可能是妈妈知道我每天早上要去花园散步的原因，鞋子一双不少的贴了张告示：所有的鞋已洗干净，请勿弄脏！我只能在家里发呆。
Maybe it's because my mother knows that I have to go for a walk in the garden every morning. A lot of shoes have posted a notice: all shoes have been washed, please don't dirty them! I can only stay at home.
忽然，我听见了我最害怕的打雷声，吓的我魂飞魄散，跑回了房间，躲在被子里直发抖。过了一阵子，我出去一看没什么人啊~~~正当我要起身去打开窗帘时，忽然感觉有人在拍我。我很害怕，往后一看几个带面具的人，我一下子晕了。
All of a sudden, I heard the thunderclap I was most afraid of. I was scared out of my wits and ran back to the room, hiding in the quilt and shaking. After a while, I went out to see nobody ~ ~ ~ when I was about to get up and open the curtains, I suddenly felt someone patting me. I was scared. Looking back at some masked people, I suddenly fainted.
今年这个愚人节，真让人“害怕”。
This April Fool's Day is really scary.